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19 December, 2006

Permalink 05:52 UTC, by Josh Saddler Email , 267 words, 592 views   English (US)
Categories: Gentoo, Hardware

Reporting live

The invading forces of reiserfsck have toppled the governments of /dev/sdb and /dev/sdc, and the surviving heads of state have fled in exile. Large tracts of disk surface have been rendered useless, burning microns of real estate valued in the hundreds of gigabytes.

One resident of the prosperous city of /home described the scene:

"Carnage, utter carnage. We ran, we were scattered. We didn't know where our directories were, or our neighbors. We were so scared, we didn't even know our own names anymore. It took days for most of us to regroup -- all of my family in Music/ is safe, but there was nothing left of the .mailbox district. They were all killed; no one in .mailbox got out alive! The city next to us, /usr, was bombed to rubble. It's just gone...gone! They're all dead, I tell you! Dead!!"

A fearful account, indeed. Still, other eyewitnesses report that guerrilla fighters united under the flag of General Fdisk have made a bold counterattack upon the enemy's headquarters. A spokesman delivered a prepared statement to the media:

"Our nation may be burned to the ground, but we will drive out the invaders. We will avenge the atrocities wreaked upon .mailbox and /usr. We will rebuild and be reunited, and we shall be even greater! We will be evermore vigilant. We will build stronger partitions, and place our glorious city of /home within their walls. /home shall be a mighty fortress. Never again shall we be taken by surprise. Long live the Republic of RAID!"

This is Josh Saddler, reporting live from the front lines.

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